In the middle of the work day, she’s slacking off eating pretzels. She’s going to use this information to blackmail him into giving her more responsibility at work. At first, she’s blind to the possibilities, but Ilana steers her in the right direction. Abbi is understandably floored that her boss is a porn star. She started out with “average sized penis jerk” which led her to ‘twins squiriting” and then of course to “frosted tip masturbations” which brought up Kick Steele, who is 100% Trey from 10 years ago. She only watches solo porn because everything else is pretty degrading to women. Ilana’s called Abbi there to show her the Trey porn, but first she has to explain how she found it in the first place. Oliver really likes her, so she has a good chance to some influence. Mainly, she wants to prevent him from becoming the worst version of his future self – a rich, old, useless white man. Ilana catches Abbi up on the Oliver situation. Abbi meets them at a coffeeshop right after her failed job interview for putting wristbands on customers at a shitty bar. I think that’s just how she describes cute babies. He’s Oliver, a filthy rich kid Ilana hasn’t seen since he was some sort of “tuber sitting in his own poop” or something.

Ilana wants to tell Abbi as soon as possible, but first she has to pick up the kid she’s babysitting for the day. What a find! To know Kirk is to make sweet, sweet fun of him. To her surprise, she stumbles upon Trey’s decade-old porn which he posted under the name Kirk Steele. She lights a candle, pulls up a beautiful picture of Abbi, plays sexy music, puts on makeup, sets up her mirror for a better view, and browses some solo porn. She doesn’t just lay back and quickly jerk off. It opens up with Ilana getting herself in the mood to masturbate. Wednesday, March 4, 2015, 10:30 PM (EST), Comedy Centralīroad City has had a lot of hilarious sexual moments, always from a feminist point of view, but nothing really compares to how typical gender representations were done the “right” way in Kirk Steele’s debut episode. Broad City, Season 2, Episode 8, “Kirk Steele”

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